A guide to Different Political Systems
Communism - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you a little sour milk
Fascism - You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk
Bureaucracy- You have two cows. To register them, you fill in twenty-three forms in triplicate and don't have time to milk them.
Socialism- You have two cows. The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor.
Feudalism -You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Democracy- You have two cows. A vote is held, and the cows win.
Environmentalism- You have two cows. the government bans you from milking or killing them.
Libertarianism- Go away. What I do with my cows is none of your business.
Capitalism- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Surrealism- You have two porcupines. The government invites you to take cello lessons.
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I've read this before. It remains amusing. I smirked several times. Was the person who wrote this a capitalist? It's portrayed in the least harsh light.
Not sure about that. All I know is the feudal system doesn't sound all that bad.
Instead of owning two porcupines can't I have a whole prickle?
See I told you that would come in useful
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